Gartrell Q&A
Name: Gordon Gartrell (pseudonym)
Place of rockin': R-O-C-K in the USA.
Three people who have impacted my life in a lasting way: Jack, Chrissy, and to a lesser extent, Janet
Most recent reading: The script for License to Drive
Most recent education: Clown college.
If you were a young girl growing up without a mother, which would you choose to have raise you, the guys from Three Men and a Baby or the Full House gents? Saget and Co. hands down. They got to go to Hawaii and meet the Beach Boys, and while they were there they learned a thing about prejudice when they came face to face with what they thought were Menehunes.
Activities (besides writing): Dishing it out, taking it, and freezing water into ice.
The most rewarding thing you've ever done: Burning my bra in protest of boobs.
Have you ever cursed in front of your mother? Context? Once, but I was quoting dad.
Guilty pleasure: Love in an elevator. Loving it up when I'm going dowowowowowown.
Phobias: Fear of success, failure, and mediocrity.
Top five films (order optional): Citizen Kane, Trainspotting, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Godfather II, and Behind the Green Door.
Addictions: Poetry, caffeine, and anything scratch and sniff.
Political Affiliation: Commie, homo loving son of a gun.
What your sign would say if you were homeless: Kiss me I'm filthy